Two Robbers Vodka Soda Review: A New Era After Our Seltzer Days
The New Two Robbers Vodka Soda: Why We Left Hard Seltzers Behind
When we launched Two Robbers back in 2019, we were one of the first craft hard seltzer brands in the country. We started the company in our apartment in Philly with a dream, a whole lot of hustle, and not much else. Our goal was to shake up a stale industry with something new and exciting.
And while the idea caught on—fast—our early product had its flaws. Our brand and company was scaling quickly, adding thousands of new accounts every year. But the truth is, we were learning in real time. Small issues with flavor, carbonation, and consistency hurt us as the brand got bigger.
That’s why we made a bold decision.
We Shut It Down and Started Over
In 2024, we stopped producing malt-based hard seltzers entirely. We reimagined the entire product from the ground up, launching a brand new line of Two Robbers Vodka Sodas—made with real vodka, real fruit, and zero shortcuts.
This wasn’t just a tweak. This was a clean break. A full reboot. The new Two Robbers Vodka Sodas are a totally different experience: more flavor, better ingredients, a smoother finish, and honestly… a drink we’re proud to crack open ourselves.
So, What’s Different?
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Real Vodka: Distilled from premium French winter wheat (no malt base here).
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Real Fruit: Each flavor gets its color and taste from real fruit juices—like Cara Cara oranges from Southern California, or real pink grapefruit from Texas.
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No Weird Aftertaste: Just clean, crisp, bright flavor. And no, they’re not clear—because actual fruit has color.
We’ve been quietly building this new chapter for the past year—and the response has been incredible. Stores and bars across Pennsylvania are picking it up. Fans are coming back. And we’re finally seeing Two Robbers become the brand we always wanted it to be.
If You Tried Us Before—Give Us Another Shot
We get it. The old product wasn’t perfect. But this is not the same drink. This is a new era. And we think it’s our best work yet. Come see what the new Two Robbers is all about.